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Monday, February 11, 2013

Jaded

OK. If I get one more silly forefront about my country I am going to bitch!

Youre from Kenya? Why do you speak such unspoilt side of meat? You must feel been here for a era! Or were in you in the UK cuz your accent sounds British (Ahem! No dum dum! I was born and raised in Kenya and we are a former British Colony hence the British slope I speak. Yep… Im quite sure my English is waay better than yours in any case…)

You bought THAT dress in Kenya? You guys have frock equal that? (Sigh… no we dont actu anyy. I retributory lied. We wear animal skin and leaves because despite technology and all other advancements in World history, we are still the savages you tell apart so well from the Discovery Channel!).

Do you like manipulate lions in your back yard and stuff? (Oh boy… Umm… sure! All the time! Because we are not benignant and we can chill with unbalanced animals because we wouldnt worry about creation attacked as prey! Either that or we are too primitive to understand that, both for our safety and for the conservation of the wild life, we should enclose their habitats into national parks!).

Do you guys like have buildings and stuff? Cuz I wouldnt wanna go if you did. I effective imagine jungle… (What? Us? Nooooooo! We live on shoetrees… and because my dadas a chief WE live on the BIGGEST tree!

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Yeah… If I may ask, with all your wealth shouldnt you be doing more that just imagining things? I mean how about interrogation? You know a book… Eh! But what does a jungle girl like me know, ay?)

Is Kenya in South Africa? (Shake my head deplorably and walk away). Need I say more?

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Seriously look at this beautiful country. It sucks that all thats shown on TV here is only negativity. They never get to see the real Kenya and Africa. The beautiful happy people, always smiling, the infrastructure, the peace (FYI, or so African countries are not at war!!!! beneficial a handful of the 53 African Countries and Kenya isnt one of them all!!! Oh and Africa is a continent, not a country. The...If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



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